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[cw: cis nonsense] Orange is ACAB (Assigned Candy At Birth)

Tucker: M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity…

st (∞, ∞)

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this is a real segment on television. I swear the culture wars are the dumbest thing in the world.

℮oin Higgins

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Socialist. Anti-war voice. Bold truth teller. Tucker Carlson.

DreamLeaf 🍂

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Globe emojis be like “nooooo child slavery is a net positive!!”

The Cartoon Loon

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Yes but you don't understand we have bigger problems to address!

they made the green M&M NOT SEXY!


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@Snowden the mkultra is working if you're more bothered by the shoes.


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why did they reverse yassify the green m&m …


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The green M&M lacks sex appeal, what’s even the point in eating them anymore


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jacob elordi giving us a little princess diana… most pleasing to me

sydney sweeney’s whore

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there’s just something about him

the red cross person when they see a gay walking into the blood drive


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.@TaylorSwift’s #1989 spends a 49th straight week in the #Billboard200 top 10


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8 (impressive) things you didn't know about @TaylorSwift13's #1989:


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when i say not all men i’m referring specifically to him


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y’all don’t understand........


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When maintenance needs to fix something in my apartment but it makes me socially awkward

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

ᴊᴀʀʏ (#CassieHive) 🦔

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the cockroaches in the pipes when saweetie goes to the bathroom


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therapist asking me what brings me in on the first day